I learned something the hard way...
#1
Posted 01 January 2008 - 07:20 PM
Time waits for no one--
treasure every moment you have.
#2
Posted 01 January 2008 - 07:25 PM
#3
Posted 01 January 2008 - 07:29 PM
#4
Posted 01 January 2008 - 07:29 PM
Time waits for no one--
treasure every moment you have.
#5
Posted 01 January 2008 - 07:53 PM
#6
Posted 01 January 2008 - 08:22 PM
#7
Posted 01 January 2008 - 08:24 PM
Time waits for no one--
treasure every moment you have.
#8
Posted 01 January 2008 - 08:31 PM
Real tractors have two cylinders and hand clutches.
My rifle is mine, it isn't for sale, and I only give guns to people that I really like.
#9
Posted 01 January 2008 - 09:31 PM
#10
Posted 01 January 2008 - 09:47 PM
#11
Posted 02 January 2008 - 06:48 AM
#12
Posted 02 January 2008 - 07:55 AM
#13
Posted 02 January 2008 - 10:44 AM
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
#14
Posted 02 January 2008 - 03:22 PM
Real tractors have two cylinders and hand clutches.
My rifle is mine, it isn't for sale, and I only give guns to people that I really like.
#15
Posted 02 January 2008 - 03:25 PM
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
#16
Posted 02 January 2008 - 03:35 PM
#17
Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:54 PM
Time waits for no one--
treasure every moment you have.
#18
Posted 03 January 2008 - 08:44 AM
Reminds me of a story I heard about a farmer who passed away a couple years ago. Seems some migrant field workers had their beater break down on one of his dirt farm roads. He never saw them just woke up one morning and this beater car is on his farm road. A couple weeks goes by and he's had it so he takes a five gallon bucket of diesel and fertilizer and sets it in front of the bumper. Then he sticks a road flare in the bucket goes back about 150 yards and proceeds to try and shoot the road flare. Well he missed the striker part of the flare so had to get another road flare. This patern continued for some time until the bucket also was full of road flares. Finally he hit the stricker with the bullet from the rifle just right and a huge explosion happens that blows the car end over end backwards. But now he's got a huge hole in his farm road and the beater car in seriously worse condition still there. So he called up another guy and told him what happened and the other guy told him to put the car in the hole and cover it with dirt which would be a lot less trouble then trying to find enough dirt to fill the hole. So he did that and life went on. I've often wondered though if some migrant worker eventually came back at night with an alternator in one hand trying to figure out just where he left his car.One of my buddys came home one evening and saw a car full of migrant field workers were out of gas about a quarter mile down the road from his place. That night his dog barked so he went to the window and could see one of them siphoning fuel from his wifes car.....A MERCEDES DEISEL!!!!!! He figured that it was worth the 2.5 gallon gas can worth of fuel just to watch them get themselves into an even bigger mess. The next day they had the distributor cap, wires, and spark plugs all over the ground around the car.
They weren't anywhere around so to recoup his losses on the fuel he took thier car parts!!!
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They eventually came back with a big gas can full of gasoline but they didn't have any ignition parts anymore!!!
#19
Posted 03 January 2008 - 12:48 PM
#20
Posted 03 January 2008 - 02:54 PM
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