Posted 04 November 2011 - 08:33 PM
I have one with an unusually nice trigger I'll sell and a buncha ammo, just to make room in my safe. They're lots of fun, a true good tough inexpensive boomer. They don't recoil as bad as a lot of people say. See J&G Sales for ammo. Suplus ammo may or may not be accurate, but you can reload accurately for 'em. Mine is accurate enough for deer or yotes as long as it's not real long range with milsurp. AKIt works though you have never cleaned it. Ever.ARYou have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning.MosinIt was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945.AKYou are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.ARYou are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.MosinYou can hit the farm from two counties over.AKCheap mags are fun to buy.ARCheap mags melt.MosinWhat's a mag?AKYour safety can be heard from 300 meters away.ARYou can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger.MosinWhat's a safety?AKYour rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling.ARYour rifle has a 9-point stealth tactical suspension system.MosinYour rifle has dog collars.AKYour bayonet makes a good wire cutter.ARYour bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife.MosinYour bayonet is longer than your leg.AKYou can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak.ARYou can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds.MosinYou can knock down everyone else's target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange.AKWhen out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club.ARWhen out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat.MosinWhen out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood.AKRecoil is manageable, even fun.ARWhat's recoil?MosinRecoil is often used to fix shoulders dislocated by the previous shot.AKYour sight adjustment goes to 10, and you've never bothered moving it.ARYour sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle.MosinYour sight adjustment goes to 12 miles, and you've actually tried it.AKYour rifle can be used by any two-bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.ARYour rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two-bit nations' most illiterate conscripts.MosinYour rifle has fought against itself - and won every time.AKYour rifle won some revolutions.ARYour rifle drove Saddam out of Kuwait.MosinYour rifle won a pole vault event.AKYou paid $350.ARYou paid $900.MosinYou paid $59.95.AKYou buy cheap ammo by the case.ARYou lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one.MosinYou dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.AKYou can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted.ARYour foes laugh when you mount your bayonet.MosinYou can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.AKService life, 50 years.ARService life, 40 years.MosinService life, 100 years, and counting.AKIt's easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes.ARYou can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper.MosinYou believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r.AKYou can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.ARYou can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under warranty!MosinIf your rifle breaks, you buy a new one.AKYou consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into flames.ARYou consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group.MosinYou consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4.AKAfter a long day the range, you relax by watching Red Dawn.ARAfter a long day at the range, you relax by watching Black Hawk Down.MosinAfter a long day at the range, you relax by visiting the chiropractor.AKAfter cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of vodka.ARAfter cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hot dogs and apple pie.MosinAfter cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob.AKYou can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.ARYour rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.MosinYour rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.AKYour rifle's finish is varnish and paint.ARYour rifle's finish is Teflon and high-tech polymers.MosinYour rifle's finish is low-grade shellac, cosmoline, and Olga's toe nails.AKYour wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov.ARYour wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner.MosinYou're not sure there were cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin.AKLate at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"ARLate at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room.MosinLate at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.