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[CA Desert Dog]

Leading American bullet manufacturer Nosler Nosler Bullets has done it again. Nosler has developed a revolutionary, environmentally friendly, non-lead bullet that promises extreme accuracy and the elimination of all lead bullet environmental concerns.Their latest eco-friendly offering, called the SBCS, is manufactured using a top secret proprietary process that has been many years in development. The real news is that the SBCS contains no metal at all. The Nosler acronym SBCS stands for “Soy Based Condor Savior”. In essence, as a result of advanced technology, we can now grow our own ammunition. Naturally, Nosler is pretty tight-lipped about the manufacturing process but rumor has it that Nosler and French nuclear company Singe Puant are partners in the “heavy-soy” research project. Nosler and Singe Puant are not officially commenting but there is word that the manufacturing process enlists the use of pre-processed, French power plant radioactive waste to transform food grade soy into “heavy soy”, therefore suitable for nano-compression and bullet manufacture. It is believed that the combination of simultaneous exposure to radiation and nano-compression (super-compressing the radiated molecules of the soy product in a space-like vacuum) has produced a bullet product that is heavier than lead and twice as dense. The SBCS is also relatively frangible and will not ricochet as a result of striking hard objects such as rocks, etc. Preliminary tests have shown the new projectile to be devastating when striking ballistic gelatin. Upon impact, the nano-compressed molecules are released from their radiation-bonded, molecular-cohesive state and instantly expand to one hundred and fifty times their compressed physical size. The instantaneous expansion of form coupled with the traditional ballistic spin causes unimaginable terminal damage and promises a small entrance wound with no exit wound.Other claimed advantages to using the new Nosler SBCS are:• Environmentally friendly, 100% biodegradable• Glow in the dark much like tracer ammo but will not start fires• Stray bullets actually grow soy plants (germinate in 6-months)• Rifle ranges actually become eco-friendly feed lots for deer and other game• Lost hunters can eat their ammo to survive after boiling for 35-minutes• Contain no trans-fats• Easy to find your ammo in the dark• Smaller calibers effectively kill larger game“The legislators of California have spoken and Nosler has listened”, said Tad A. Charlatan, Nosler’s California legislative liaison. Look for the SBCS Nosler bullets to be on the shelves of California sporting goods stores by May of 2010. They are packaged in a sporty, black, lead lined box and should not be stored near children’s living areas or carried in your front pockets.(OK, a little pre-Christmas nonsense for ya)

[45Colt]

What ? No transfats ? No cholesterol ? I am disapointed now.

[Old timer]

plastic bullets ????

[45Colt]

"....lead lined box...." ?For a bonus, a handy-dandy Geiger counter.Limited time offer.Extended to June 2010.Operators are standing by.Call right now !(No, we don't include "Sham-WOW !".

[Rimrock]

Yeah, I have been using these for quite a while. The only complaint I have with them is that on larger animals (like Bison, Musk Ox, and Brown Bear) the hides don't come off fully tanned unless they have been shot more than once. I dunno, I may have to try a larger caliber than .22. But, then again, it may just be poor shot placement. I will be sure to post when I have completed my tests.

[Portagee_Shooter]

[OrneryOlMofo357]

I just hope that Nosler Kicks Barnes Butt in the Non lead buisness ! lol

[Big Ty]

That's some good stuff!!!!!!! If you're hungry on a hunt and you don't have anything to eat you only need a little bite since its super compressed. Ha Ha . That's good. You had me for a few lines I must admit. I needed a laugh today and you gave it to me. Thanks.Ty

[BullsEye]

Singe Puant french for Stinking MonkeySo stinky soy monkey bullets that glow in the dark. Sounds devastating.

[Portagee_Shooter]

Sounds like a better name for a grunge band than a bullet company

[Baja_Traveler]

Hmm... not even close to being April yet.

[CA Desert Dog]

Singe Puant french for Stinking MonkeySo stinky soy monkey bullets that glow in the dark. Sounds devastating.

LOL.....I just felt like having some fun with the non-lead topic. Bulls Eye is a sharp guy. I fumbled around trying to think up a name for the alleged French company. Bulls Eye is either a French speaker or likes to do his research. I never thought any of you guys would figure out the "Stinking Monkey" translation. Ha! I wanted to use "cheese eating surrender monkey" but I couldn't translate that. Bulls Eye...you deserve a free RedHunterLLC mouth call for figuring that one out. PM me your address and I'll send you a call on me.

[BullsEye]

WOHOOWhy Thank you very Much Desert Dog. I will send you a PM soon. :DSinge render qui mange du fromage = Cheese eating surrender Monkey

[ShooterJohn]

Hey that's cheating there Pepé Le Pew.