Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, evenif someone tells him where it is.
Those silly Frenchies
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, Dec 11 2009 05:24 PM
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 05:24 PM
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, evenif someone tells him where it is.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 05:32 PM
I hear there's a 10% discount to any woman who buys with the name of...Deloris
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 05:57 PM
That same average male probably wouldn't know how to drive it even if he finds it. 
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 06:18 PM
OK Mike...it's obvious that you are a Seinfeld fan like me.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 06:27 PM
HA HA HA It's all very funny until some beer executive (who's company advertised that episode) gets fired over it.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 06:35 PM
what is this Clitaurus you speak of? and where do I find one?
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 07:30 PM
never mind I'll ask my wife
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 07:37 PM
I saw a guy driving one of those and HE looked like a clitaurus.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 04:01 AM
...Absolutely...I can't even name a favorite episode their all so funny...maybe the soup nazi oneOK Mike...it's obvious that you are a Seinfeld fan like me.
I saw a guy driving one of those and HE looked like a clitaurus.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 06:43 AM
Great hunting vehicle for newbies
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 07:26 AM
I doubt if the average male would even WANT to find it. lolIt comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 12:55 AM
You'll save much more money to be spent on rifles and scopes if you stay away from that dinosaur.
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