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#1 PredatorMaster


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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:14 PM

MANLY BBQ.......... A Man's Grill!Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention......I think itshould be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have toworry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess isthe owner is from Texas!!!!!! BBQ RULESWe are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refreshyour memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . Whena man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put intomotion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along withthe necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who islounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zonewhere the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities cantake place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. Hethanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, uponseeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing somewomen!

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:34 PM

I soooo want that BBQ!! WOuldnt that look awesome in front of my shop... Or heck set that baby in the front yard with a sign that says No Obama Supporters LOL Or no trespassers... Hee Heee

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 09:00 PM

That has to be the SWEETEST looking bbq'r on the planet!!!!!!!! :censored[1]:

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 08:53 AM

I bet that bbq is expensive. Looks great though.

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 04:01 PM

I wonder if it just smokes it when you pull the trigger.

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